Zombie Jesus? Pish posh!

I've seen this floating around facebook for the past couple of days. I would go so far as to say that Christers could legitimately claim that Jesus was the Lich King.

If anyone wants proof of Jesus' lich-iness, we can just pop over to the Wikipedia article List of fictional liches where we find:

Jesus of Nazareth: In the Bible he rises three days after being crucified.

 There, that settles it.

(Pharyngula)