A note to gun owners

The government isn't "coming for your guns".
You will not have to defend yourself from the US army.
Your penis extension handgun wouldn't do jack shit against them, anyway.

What is with people and their paranoid fantasies about overthrowing the government? I really want to blame it on the mythology of the American Revolution and the founding fathers-- the way to avoid paying your taxes is to create a militia and start a war, obvs. It worked in the 1700s, didn't it?