First, let's start with the About ME! section, shall we?
This blog is run by me!Well, no shit. We're off to a smashing start.
My name is Rebecca and I started this blog to point out the stupid things that anti-lifers (or pro-deathers) have to say about abortion!Wait for it...
Abortion is murder, plain and simple.There we go. Logic!
The goal of this blog is to make anti-lifers see how stupid they are being and stop supporting murder! If you have a hypocrisy or flaw in logic that you see pro-abortion people using, submit it!The abuse of exclamation points is giving me a headache. Either that or the color scheme is. You just have to be aggressively girlie, don't you, Rebecca?
But you rock on with your immature self, Rebecca. I can't wait to hear these pro-life arguments that are so staggeringly good that I do a complete about face.
(Please keep all submissions, comments, and reblogs kind and Christ-like. Even though many girls who have abortions may be sluts, this blog is not about calling them sluts. It is about stopping the new holocaust!)The "new" holocaust, huh? Honestly, Christians, I know that you wish that the Holocaust happened to you, but you really need to stop appropriating another group's suffering to feed your own self righteousness. At the absolute best it's tacky. At the worst... well, it's not a surprise that you're a bunch of fucking anti-Semites.
And now onto the meat!
The "Personhood Fairy"? You mean like your god who magically grants each little embryo its own soul?
WHO'S TALKING ABOUT MAGIC NOW? YAHTZEE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
But bombing abortion clinics is a-okay to you idiots, right?
YOUR GOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE NEVER CHANGING. UNO, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Right. Just because pregnancy can come with abdominal cramps, tender breasts, bleeding, headaches, backaches and bloating doesn't meant that it's anything like having your period!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT LOCHIA IS? TOUCHDOWN, MOTHERFUCKERS.
The staggering ignorance of what happens during pregnancy is, well, staggering. Before you squeeze that precious widdle goober out, it's attached to you (do you know what the umbilical cord is?). While you're carrying the fetus, it is leaching nutrients out of your body to sustain itself. You are basically an incubator with swollen ankles.
JESUS. SIGN UP FOR A SEX ED COURSE SO YOU CAN STOP MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IGNORANT JACKASS. BLACKJACK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
That's right, ladies! Don't fight off that rapist, 'cos you have no right to.
STAND YOUR GROUND LAWS. ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
2) There are plenty of children who are waiting to be adopted--107,011 in 2010-- but there aren't enough white male infants to satisfy the desires of American parents.
STATISTICS. BINGO, MOTHERFUCKERS.
And one final WTF for this evening:
Steve Jobs invented computers. STEVE JOBS INVENTED COMPUTERS. This, kiddies, is the danger of letting the religious home school their spawn. Hey, wait a minute, if Adolf Hitler's mom had an abortion, we never would have had the (real) Holocaust! "The great man" argument works both ways, assholes.
ALAN TURING. DOMINO, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(Hat tip to Pharyngula and Pandragon.)
*"Taking down Baby Murderers with Logic!"